Hi I'm Blake

Hi. I'm Blake Samson, I'm 18, and I work for a project called 'Project Mauve; Defending The Universe From The Truth Which Must Never Be Known'... probably sounds a bit crazy but believe me, you wouldn't want to know what we're protecting you from. I'm supposedly a child genius (dad's words not mine) and a bit of prodigy (my professor's) but I just like to think of myself as an ordinary guy with an extraordinary life... after all, how many people can say they're lucky enough to work alongside one of the most influential prime miniters that our country has ever known? But enough about me, how can I help you?